vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

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Argument I heard on the bus

  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

davosseaworth:

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kirayukimura:

@dylanobrien “@Mets: Fans of @dylanobrien, we hear you… #dylanfirstpitch. Dylan, DM us, let’s talk. #LGM #powerortwitter” uhhhh holy WHAT?! [x]

@Mets: .@dylanobrien we’d love to have you come visit #CitiField to throw out a 1st pitch. You have some loyal and passionate fans #DylanFirstPitch [x]

(via sterekpain)

georgeblagdiddy:

i’m proud of those grade nine kids who STUCK IT to tony abbott

i can’t believe he dismissed a young woman ‘s question about marriage equality by asking “how ‘bout a bloke’s question… what’s your favourite football team?”

and the kid that responded with “how do you think…

(Source: toohephap, via flashoflight)

diaryreadingcat:

a cat’s guide to taking care of your human

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source-of-consciousness:

mattchew03:

Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.

not parkour unles you live parkour 

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girleverafter:

No Way Out - by Trilliath

Summary:

Every big city has its share of organized crime. This city is no different, having a long-term association with the Hale family crime organization. The problem for this particular city, however, is that the crime has been getting steadily worse each year. In part due to Peter Hale’s leadership, which is ruthless and cunning, and in part because of his highly effective nephew Derek Hale who has taken on the mantle of his family upon his parents’ deaths.

Nobody has been able to infiltrate the Hale family using conventional covers. A guy couldn’t just hang around one of their bars until he looked familiar enough to one of their goons to start asking about some action. They were too good for that. Way too good for that.

And someone has to take them down.

But there was only one route left. A difficult route. A new face that none of the Hale family’s informants would know. And a young enough face to fit the profile of the sort of boy Derek Hale might… recruit.

This story is insane! The amount of detail within the plot is just mind blowing! I keep telling friends that this would make one hell of a tv show!

I wanted to do something, but was a bit too lazy to start drawing. Besides, I’ve had these suit images saved for just something like this.
I’m afraid it turned out a tad eau de fancy pour homme-ish (but then… every graphic I do looks a bit too sleak)

(via sterekpain)

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

(via sterekpain)

coordinate-butt-to-mouth:

This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.

(via sterekpain)

"are you fucking kidding me??"

— everyone everywhere (via irespondtopond) bb

(Source: rumplestiltskin, via whatwasoncesilver)

Tags: oscars leo bb

gothamashes:

leo doesn’t want the damn pizza he’s here for the oscar

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Tags: oscars

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

books-on-tables:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS

SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR

(Source: fydisneymisfits, via storiesbycandlelight)

porcupine-girl:

jtumblr:

MY FAVOURITE SOCHI OLYMPICS TWEETS SO FAR

They’re just all so.. russian. hahah.

(ps if you want to RT these follow @sochiproblems on twitter or find the other ones on @JayTweet my page)

This just keeps getting better.

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